A man walks into a pub with an ostridge and a cat and they all sit at a table.
The man goes up to the bar and buys 3 pints takes them back and they all drink one.
The ostridge goes up next and buys 3 pints goes back and they all drink one.
This goes on all night until the guy behind the bar asks the man why the cats not buying any drinks.
The man tells him "Well, I found this lamp, rubbed it and a genie came out and granted me a wish"
That doesn't explain anything replied the bar man
"I asked him for a long legged bird with a tight pussy"