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    Deer joke

    Man driving honme in the dark accidentally knocks over a young deer. On inspection he finds the deer has been killed outright but decides in his infinite wisdom that this is a cheap meal for the family and as such throws the deer in the back of his Volvo Estate. On arriving home before his beloved wife and two children he decides, rather than let them see the dead animal and go for the sympathy, i.e. decent burial etc. he decides to cook them all a splendid meal and keep the ingredients a secret. He slices a few pieces of prime rump deer and chucks a few oven ready chips in the oven and when they arrive home theres what appears to be steak and chips on their plates waiting for their arrival. All impressed with fathers culinary talents one of them notices a strange taste to the steak and asks his father what sort of meat it was. His father, not wanting to upset anyone, replies "I'll give you a clue - Its what your mother calls me sometimes" to which the other child replies .......
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    "DON'T EAT IT ............ its a f@*&ing ar@hole"
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    pmsl love it


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    thats a good'un

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    that was poor, even by your standards Max.
    Previous Astras: 1994 Cesaro 1.8 16v | 2002 SXi 1.6 16v | 2001 Coupé 2.0 Turbo | 1999 LS 1.6 16v
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    nah, i thought that was good.
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