1 -Why are golf balls more useful than fords?
Golf balls can drive at least a yard.
2 - Did u know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road today?The other 2% made it back home.
3 -how do triple the value of a ford?
put petrol in it
4 - You know the best thing Ford did. They circled their problem.
5 - Hey, di you hear about the new fords
they've got heated tailgates on 'em so your hands won't get cold
6 - SHHHH! We are hunting fords....keep your eyes peeled, they do not move often!
7 - WHAT DO U CALL A FORD WITH TWIN EXHAUSTS???
8 - WHY ARE THERE PAVEMENTS BESIDE MOST STREETS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
Ford owners dont take offence just a bit of friendly banter.