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    Horse joke (text only)........

    A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
    "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
    "What sort of horse?" said the owner.
    A female horth" the dwarf replies.
    So the owner shows him a mare.
    "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
    So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
    "Nithe eyeth," says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
    Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
    "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
    By now, the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf
    to show him the horses ears.
    "Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?"
    With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
    shoves his head deep inside the horses....... He holds him there for a
    couple of
    seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
    The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that..."
    "Can I see her wun awound?"
    Astra J Bi Turbo

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    he he good one
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    thats just wrong

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    good 1 hev

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