Working on a car today I tripped getting in (common with size 11 feet). I heard a loud rip and suddenly felt a release from behind (ooeeerr).
Yep the back seam on my trousers had let go and my ass was now hanging out (albeit in underwear) :O
Now living 25 miles from work a quick visit home was out of the question so I booked a half day off quickly and shuffled off to my car to go home and correct my wardrobe malfunction.
Time for a diet I feel.