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    Adult Content I will Survive..(text only) for the laydees.....

    This is hilarious. Just dont read/sing it out loud!(to tune of I will survive)

    At first I was afraid,
    I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches
    Lord I almost died,
    But I'd spent oh so many yrs
    just waiting for a man that long,
    That I Grew strong,
    And I knew that I could take you on. . .

    But there you are,
    Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac
    and you've bought me a French fry,
    I should have known that it was bullshit,
    Just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

    Go on now go,
    Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
    Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
    Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.

    (Chorus)

    I will survive,
    I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex
    with a handful of latex,
    I will survive,
    I will survive. . .hey . hey

    it took all my self control
    not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner
    standing tall and proud,
    But to hell with all your ego's
    and to hell with all your Needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin
    for a cordless multispeed,

    Go on now go,
    Just Make a dash,
    Last time I saw a ***** that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash,
    I should have asked for confirmation,
    Should have asked for referees,
    Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

    Go on now go,
    Just hit the track,
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
    Cos I'll always throw them back,
    The only thing that I could do with a ***** as small as yours,
    Is to stick it with a tooth pick
    Dip it in tomato sauce.

    (Chorus)

    Go on now go,
    Get out of my sight,
    I'm going back to my appliance,
    Cos I know it's length is right,
    And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
    You'll be counting up your inches
    as you pick them off the floor.
    Go on now Go!
    Astra J Bi Turbo

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    lol...pmsl out loud...im gona print that out and when it goes quiet early hours this morning at work i will get my freinds to join me and we can sing it to the men...lol..see how they like it! they like to tell us we have big bottoms
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    pmsl good one hun


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    Excellent!!! Sent that to many girlfriends to sing along to!

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