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    Talking confession...........(joke - text only)

    A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.

    The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."

    "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man

    "No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that f * cking smirk off your face.....
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    strange i just had that on an email.....
    Faster then a speeding donkey....[img]http://www.psp-info.co.uk/pictures/eeyore.gif[/img]

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    Playground joke that has crossed generations and this is yet one more variant
    Want to fly...? Buy a DTi ! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by eeyore
    strange i just had that on an email.....
    well thought you ought to see it first
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