Q: Why did the fish get turned down by the Army?
A: He failed his herring test.

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie.


Q: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
A: Glass flippers.

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody Wood Pickle.

Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!


Q: What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
A: Flatman and Ribbon.

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger.

Q: Why canít Smokey the Bearís wife get pregnant?
A: Every time she gets hot, he beats her out with a shovel.


Q: Why do spiders spin webs?
A: Because they canít knit.

Q: Whatís as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephantís shadow.

Q: What pet can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house canít jump.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a canary?
A: Who knows, but if it sings, youíd better listen!