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    Adult Content Joke

    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
    One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to
    her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

    "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.
    My husband's home early!"

    "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

    "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she
    replied.
    He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
    problems!"

    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps
    out the window!

    As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
    discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
    marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
    blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of
    runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

    "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

    "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully
    free!"

    Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
    clothes with you under your arm?"

    Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get
    dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

    Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do
    you always wear a condom when you run? "

    "Nope.........just when it's raining.
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    genius!
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    quality
    life's to fast to go slow. so get the turbo.

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    lol like that
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    LOL very good

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