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    womens humour

    Women's Humor
    > > >
    > > >One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
    > > >sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
    > > >he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    > > >"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    > > >He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
    > > >
    > > >And they say blondes are dumb...
    > > >*************************
    > > >
    > > >A couple lying in bed.. The man says, "I am going to make
    > > >you the happiest woman in the world"
    > > >The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
    > > >*************************
    > > >
    > > >"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
    > > >out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would
    > > >think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
    > > >
    > > >"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
    > > > ***********************************************
    > > >He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make
    > > >love to you really badly.
    > > >She said - Well, you succeeded.
    > > >***********************************************
    > > >He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
    > > >gave you?
    > > >
    > > >She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
    > > >*************************
    > > >Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    > > >
    > > > A: A rumor
    > > >*****************************************
    > > >
    > > >A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
    > > >wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
    > > >them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she
    > > >would grant each of them a very special wish.
    > > >
    > > >The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
    > > >Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    > > >
    > > >The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
    > > >Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
    > > >
    > > >Gotta love that fairy!
    > > >******************************************
    > > >
    > > > A PRAYER....
    > > >
    > > >Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
    > > >
    > > >Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
    > > >
    > > >Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death!

    thanks hev


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    I was gonna post that - but glad you did it
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    if ya wanna beat me then post it here 1st not on my email lol


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    i cant be bothered posting stuff no more - I'm not well
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    Good ones them!
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