1. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to
watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him? It might be your bike.
7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and
hairy, the other's a coconut.
8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
9. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police
11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
12. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
13. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver
fellers job innit."
14. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random
stranger for no reason whatsoever.
15. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society