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    Talking Men Can't Win

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be
    eight again." she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
    bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a
    day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:
    * the Death Slide,
    * the Wall of Fear,
    * the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
    * every thing there was.

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
    reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband
    ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
    shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot
    dog,popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and
    M&M's.

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
    exhausted.
    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
    Well,Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
    dress size, you prat!!!!"

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
    wrong.
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    pmsl thats a good one


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    Steve thats rubbish!!!!!!
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    Not commenting over your humour Hev!! lol!
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    come on outside -
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    Oh how true (mind you i never listen anyway)
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    very good and very true
    life's to fast to go slow. so get the turbo.

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