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    Angry Bottled

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    picture the scene, out for a few casual drinks with your friends, think i had about 4pints over a long period, so not much, started to walk back up the road, cctv cameras around, pass a guy and a ned and a girl he was with, he makes some unessesery comment one of my friends turns around and says "what was that?" the guy comes and squares up to him some arguing starts. Someone taps me on the back, before i can turn fully around i hear the "dink" then im dizzy and not able to stand, i look up at my friend as he gets a half full can of stella in the face and the 3 of them run off

    the police were called and random passers by come over to us to see what happend,

    15 mins later the police litteraly saunter up the road, a very slow walk, get to me and say "oh yes you ave been hit", they get a call and saunter off somewhere else.

    you should see the size of the lump it made, like the size of a pingpong ball, it was a buckast bottle, i would have taken a photo but i forgot.

    neds. whats the point with them. they serve no purpose in life.

    [end rant/]

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    sorry to hear that johnny....at least the bottle never broke

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    i was hit over the head with a merrydown bottle (full) when i was 15

    the lump is still there on my head to this day

    where abouts in Glasgow was it mate?

    oh and criminal injurys compensation helps releive the pain
    Ibiza FR CR TDI with 203 BHP

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    wasn't in glasgow craig, was in Ayr, came down for one weekend and i get this, i dont get nearly as much hassle in GLasgow than i do in Ayr for some reason.
    Most of my head is numb today, feel fine tho, could have been worse really. been out looking for them today with a car full of friends, nothing found, put a statement in at the station, the cops were actually really helpful which was nice

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    it should be legal to kill neds, they're jist a pointless lower lifeform, they have no purpose in life and contrubute NOTHING to society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamSXi
    it should be legal to kill neds, they're jist a pointless lower lifeform, they have no purpose in life and contrubute NOTHING to society.
    for once i agree
    Ibiza FR CR TDI with 203 BHP

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    I second that

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    Good to see your ok Johnny, as for the neds
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