Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Joke Hev might like!

  
  1. #1
    Status
    Offline
    mixedupste's Avatar
    AOC Fanatic
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Posts
    612
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Adult Content Joke Hev might like!

    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
    they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
    would break him out of this crazy habit.

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
    romantic session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
    pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent *******," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
    me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
    Now Available In BMW 'M' Series Silver Grey

  2. #2
    Status
    Offline
    Kev's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    1,597
    Mentioned in
    3 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    Haha nice one mate!
    Drives '04 Vectra SRi 2.0T



  3. #3
    Status
    Offline
    Daz5182's Avatar
    AOC Regular
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    227
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    LOL very good mate

  4. #4
    Status
    Offline
    Sten's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Paisley ,
    Posts
    16,452
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    lol nice one
    Previous Astras: 1994 Cesaro 1.8 16v | 2002 SXi 1.6 16v | 2001 Coupé 2.0 Turbo | 1999 LS 1.6 16v
    Other Vauxhalls: 2001 Vectra 1.8 16v| 2003 Vectra GSi 3.2 V6 | 2005 Signum CDTi 150

  5. #5
    Status
    Offline
    Autosparks's Avatar
    Technical Advisor
    Club Team
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Drives
    VXR Nurburgring
    Location
    N/W London
    Posts
    39,743
    Mentioned in
    115 Post(s)
    Quoted
    70 Post(s)
    Thats miles better than one of Hev's

    Want a professional job done on fitting your aftermarket electrical accessories? PM me for a quote
    Electrical fault finding also taken on
    Located in N/W London HA3, and willing to travel within reason





  6. #6
    Status
    Offline
    Skipz's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Posts
    10,270
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    Class
    Stanceworks.com.... Low IS a Lifestyle

  7. #7
    Status
    Offline
    Hev's Avatar
    AOC Gold Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Drives
    Astra J Bi Turbo
    Location
    North Yorkshire
    Posts
    8,348
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Autosparks
    Thats miles better than one of Hev's

    Andy so harsh - I don't think i'll ever recover from such a comment
    Astra J Bi Turbo

  8. #8
    Status
    Offline
    d dave's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Edinburgh
    Posts
    11,579
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    5 Post(s)
    Add d dave on Facebook
    Scottish Member? Have a peep at our Region For tints or wraps Click Here!!

  9. #9
    Status
    Offline
    mixedupste's Avatar
    AOC Fanatic
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Posts
    612
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    Cheers andy!! its not olden its golden!
    Now Available In BMW 'M' Series Silver Grey

Similar Threads

  1. Joke
    By A5TRA 59ORT in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 28-04-2005, 23:52
  2. joke
    By Vauxylady in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 25-04-2005, 11:22
  3. Joke!
    By Keif in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 24-04-2005, 01:14
  4. joke
    By Vauxylady in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 21-03-2005, 17:45

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •