Ok here goes.....its toilet humour.....but its based on a true story
Came into wokr this morning to find our Workshop foreman out on a mission. His office sits just around the corner from the staff toilets, he came round requesting that no one shit in there as the smell drifts into his off (apparently pee'ing is fine ). Ok everyone just nodded in a "are you for real" manner.
End of story...no not yet....he then requests we make a sign up for him stating this....request carried out a nice sign reading "Please dont shit in my office, I dont shit in your living room" was laminated and put up.. (we had to laminate it, it as in a previous moment of madness he removed all toilet roll from the facility).
End of story.....no not yet....he has now removed the door from the toilet which now has pride of place on our skip........somedays I wonder if its just me thats not right and everyone else is sain.