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    Some days you just wonder if your insane

    Ok here goes.....its toilet humour.....but its based on a true story

    Came into wokr this morning to find our Workshop foreman out on a mission. His office sits just around the corner from the staff toilets, he came round requesting that no one shit in there as the smell drifts into his off (apparently pee'ing is fine ). Ok everyone just nodded in a "are you for real" manner.

    End of story...no not yet....he then requests we make a sign up for him stating this....request carried out a nice sign reading "Please dont shit in my office, I dont shit in your living room" was laminated and put up.. (we had to laminate it, it as in a previous moment of madness he removed all toilet roll from the facility).


    End of story.....no not yet....he has now removed the door from the toilet which now has pride of place on our skip........somedays I wonder if its just me thats not right and everyone else is sain.

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    Slip some laxative into his tea at break time and see how quick the door gets replaced

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    You need to put an 'Office Extension' sign up !!!

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    holy jings wot a tit

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    Have a dump on his desk instead and promote him to "Shitehouse Supervisor"

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    Thanks Dave you really made me laugh with this

    Where abouts are you ment to take a dump then, are there any toilets not down wind? of someone elses desk?

    Oh and someone at work always leaves floaters in our bog
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    yeah probably you andy
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    You want to start a 'phantom' shitter. Get someone to curl one out on his desk.

    Leave alittle not saying it was the closest place that had a door

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    that has to be the funniest thing I've read for a while
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    pmsl what an idiot maybe hes gay lol


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