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    [Joke] "ring ring"....

    .....((((RING)))).
    ...**Pick Up**.
    .."Hello?".
    "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?".
    "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank".
    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't
    got an Uncle Frank"..
    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
    Mommy, right now".
    ....Brief Pause.
    "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.
    Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and
    knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
    just pulled into the driveway".
    "Okay Daddy, just a minute".
    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
    phone "I did it Daddy".
    "And what happened honey?" he asked.
    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
    clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the
    rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!". "Oh
    my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?".
    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He
    was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
    swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last
    week to clean it. He hit bottom of the pool. I think he's dead".
    ***Long Pause***.
    ***Longer Pause***
    Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? ......
    .. Is this 555-7039 ?????
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    rofl

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    lmao....

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    ROFPMSL!!!
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    heard it before but still funny
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