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    a few jokes

    Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

    His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

    His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

    Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

    "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."




    One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

    "Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

    "But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

    "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."



    There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.

    He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

    Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

    The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".



    Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.

    One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!'

    'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.'

    'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'

    'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'

    Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    good ones babes.....
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    Very funny some of them Vauxy

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