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    Adult Content joke no actually swearing but close

    it takes a minute to 'get' this one so persevere!)
    A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.
    Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
    and my Mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland" says the
    teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with
    pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's
    contagious." "Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little
    Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door
    neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch Brush and my Dad says it
    will take the contagious."

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    pmsl good one


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    good one mate

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    result!!!

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    LMAO!!! class
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    very good
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    very good!!!!

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    funny that Ade
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    lol like that one
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