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    Adult Content joke (bit sick)

    "Never Lie To Girls"

    There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

    Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

    The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"


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    pmsl tis a good one

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    good good
    life's to fast to go slow. so get the turbo.

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    funny i like that one

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    lol
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    Heard one similar to this but it was a swan instead of a bird, still good though
    "Life gets better as you get older...unless you are a banana."

    "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer "

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