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    Email to the wrong wife

    After being nearly snowbound for 2 weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis.

    They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight.

    He tried to appeal to the supervisor but was told that the airline was not responsible for the problem.


    Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and it's weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off and quickly sent his wife an email.

    Due to his haste he made an error in the email address.

    His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had died only the day before. When the grieving widow opened her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a scream and fell to the floor dead.

    Her family rushed to her room where they saw the message.....

    Dearest Wife,

    Departed yesterday as you know
    Just now got checked in
    Some confusion at the gate
    Appeal was denied
    Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow

    Your loving husband

    p.s. things were not as thought - you're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here


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    pahhhh old news shev i posted this ages ago

    and you forgot the bit that he says "its very hot here"
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    sorry mr young - bit behind the times in Shropshire!


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    Quote Originally Posted by GSILady



    sorry mr young - bit behind the times in Shropshire!
    so i have been told


    you got an inside toilet yet hun ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigA16
    so i have been told


    you got an inside toilet yet hun ?
    nah - only just discovered fire and the wheel


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    I've never seen it before GSiLady so it made me laff!!!!!
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    Nice one Diane - I owe you another coffee at the next EM meet!


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    i like it a lot ! not hit here in stafford yet either!

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    aint heard it here before either...good one shev
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    havent read that before or cant remember reading it before
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