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    What Gender?

    You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

    For example:



    1) Ziploc bags - Male
    They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



    2) Copiers - Female
    They are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.



    3) Tire - Male
    because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.



    4) Hot Air Balloon - Male
    because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.



    5) Sponges -- Female
    because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.



    6) Web Page - Female
    because it's always getting hit on.



    7) Subway - Male
    because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.



    Hourglass - Female
    because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.



    9) Hammer - Male
    because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years, but it's handy to have around.



    10) Remote Control -- Female.
    Yeah, you thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
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    pmsl good one


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