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    Jokes! Could be considered rude

    Two old ladies are walking along the street when a man in a long coat leaps out from nowhere, opens his coat and flashes them.
    One old lady has a stroke the other cant reach.


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    "im testing the male contraceptive pill" a bloke tells his mate. "Its the same as the female one, only men nail it to their foot instead of swollowing it"
    "Does it work?" asks his mate
    "Yes" the bloke replies, "its made me limp for a month!"


    (im sorry for the second one, v v much my kind of humour!! ;-) )

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