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    how to cook turkey at christmas

    Step 1: Go buy a turkey and a bottle of whiskey

    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

    Step 7: Turn oven the on

    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky


    Step 9: Turk the bastey

    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

    Step 17: Turk the carvey

    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey

    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


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    i laughed at that one.....its a good job i dont cook at xmas...cus that would be the routine

    if i drank whiskey
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