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    Talking Translations

    TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH!!

    Yes = No

    No = Yes

    Maybe = No

    We need = I want

    I'm sorry = you'll be sorry

    We need to talk = I need to complain

    Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

    Is my arse fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

    Do what you want = you'll pay for this later

    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

    You're so... Manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    It's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now

    You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about??

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

    How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like



    TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH

    I'm hungry = I'm hungry

    I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

    I'm tired = I'm tired

    Nice dress = Great Tits!

    I love you = let's have sex now

    I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

    What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

    I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

    May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes

    Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

    I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay
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