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    Joke (quite naughty)....

    A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father,
    "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?

    The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
    breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
    firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
    hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

    "Onions?"

    "Yes, see them and they make you cry."

    This infuriated the wife and daughter so by way of retaliation the
    daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?"

    The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers,
    "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his
    willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties,
    it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
    Christmas tree."

    "A Christmas tree?"

    "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"

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    pmsl that has cheered me up today


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    funny stuff!

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    great joke missus couldnt stop laffing lol

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    very good
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    lol! quality!
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    quality
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    Nice one

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