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    Talking couple of jokes

    A trucker in Essex stops for a red light, where a blonde jumps out of her
    car and knocks on his door. "Hi, my name is Mandy and you are losing some
    of your load", she warns him breathlessly. The trucker ignores her and
    continues down the street.When he stops at the next red light, the girl
    again catches up, jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. As
    if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly: "Hi, my name is Mandy,
    and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker
    ignores her and continues down the street. At the third red light, all out
    of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the window
    again. "Hi, my name is Mandy", she repeats, "and you are losing some of
    your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the
    next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
    and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it,
    he says: "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a gritter!"


    An old cowboy went to a bar for a drink and as he sat there drinking his
    whiskey a young lady sat down next to him. She said to him 'Are you a real
    cowboy'? He replied 'Well I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding
    and branding cattle, riding horses& mending fences, so I guess I am. She
    said 'I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as
    I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV,
    everything seems to make me think about women'. A little while later , a
    couple sat down next him and say' 'Are you as real cowboy? He replied 'I
    thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian'
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    PMSL at the second one!
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    lol

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    lol

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