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    9 months later....

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini
    van and headed north.

    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So
    they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered
    the
    door if they could spend the night.

    "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to
    myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
    wi= ll talk if I let you stay in my house."

    "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
    weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two
    men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
    enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

    But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

    It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determine that it
    was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on th ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
    good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North
    about 9 months ago?"

    "Yes, I do." said Bob

    "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
    house
    and pay her a visit?"

    "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
    have to admit that I did."

    "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

    Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm
    afraid I did."

    "Why do you ask?"

    "She just died and left me everything."

    (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) Now keep that
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    haha! lol!! and i thought it was goin to be a baby! lol! quality!
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    lol

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    top that is lol

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    lol cheered me up


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    quality!!
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    Yep I thought the ending was gonna be different, good one
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