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    silly slogans

    Plumbers:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."




    A non-smoking area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."



    A maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."




    A tire shop:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."



    An optometrist's office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."




    A podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."



    Pizza shop slogans:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."




    Outside a muffler shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."



    A veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"




    A gynecologist's office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."



    The electric company:
    "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."




    A plastic surgeon's office:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"



    A restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."




    A sign at a radiator shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."



    On a butchers window:
    "Pleased to meat you."


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    lol, classic

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