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    jokes!!

    A DRUNK walks up to a man looking under the bonnet of his broken down car and asks: "What's the matter, mate?"

    "Piston broke," says the driver.

    "So am I," replies the drunk.

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    I GOT a text message from my friend saying: " I just got banned from B&Q."

    So I replied asking: "Why? What happened?"

    And he said: "Some idiot in an orange suit came right up to me and asked if I wanted "Decking" so I smacked him first."

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    Bass, the final frontier

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    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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