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    Chav jokes

    # What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
    # What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
    # What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
    # What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
    # Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
    # What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
    # If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over? It might be your bike.
    # What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
    # What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"
    # How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
    # 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
    # Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary!

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    lol!!
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    lol i pmsl @ the last one !!!

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    so true

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