# What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
# What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
# What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
# What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
# Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
# What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
# If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over? It might be your bike.
# What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
# What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"
# How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
# 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
# Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary!