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    Xmas Trees & Onions

    A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?

    The father , surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

    "Onions?"

    "Yes, see them and they make you cry."

    This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mum, how Many kinds of p**ises are there?"

    The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers,
    "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his p**is is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

    "A Christmas tree?"

    "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"
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    got that one sent to me at work the other day-its funny!!
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    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    Thats quality!!!

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    haha! lol! i hope the last never hits me!
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    Rofl...thats one for the girls at work
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