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    joke

    Two women friends had gone for a girls night out,
    and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on their
    Tequila Sunrises. Incredibly drunk and walking home
    they needed to pee badly. Since they were next to a
    graveyard one of them suggested they do their
    business behind a head stone or something.

    The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she
    thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then
    throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a
    rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to
    ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large
    ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves
    and proceeded to wipe herself with that. After
    finishing, they then made off for home without
    further incident.

    The next day the first woman's husband phoned the
    other husband and said, "These ****girls nights out
    have got to stop. My wife came home last night
    without her panties!" That's nothing" said the
    other, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the
    cheeks of her ass that said, 'From all of us at the
    Fire Station - We'll never forget you."


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    Heard it before but it still makes me chuckle
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    "Life gets better as you get older...unless you are a banana."

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    haha! lol!!
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