An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a big pond in the back, fixed up nicely, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple trees. The pond was well maintained and perfect for swimming.
One hot summer afternoon the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look things over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit from the apple trees. As he neared the pond he heard high-pitched voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women in his pond. They were skinny-dipping, and all their clothes were laid out on the picnic tables.
He cleared his throat to make the women aware of his presence, and they all nervously went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted, "We're not getting out until you leave!"
The old man frowned. "Now, ladies, I didn't come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." He held up his bucket and said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."