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    jokes!

    So Roy Keane, The Pope, David Beckham and a schoolgirl are on a plane.But it's going to crash and there are only three parachutes. So Roy Keane says, "I'm have a wife to look after" so he takes a parachute and jumps off.


    David Beckham says "I'm the best footballer in the world" so he takes one and jumps off.


    So there's only the Pope and the schoolgirl left. The Pope says, "It's ok, you have the last parachute, I've had my life."


    But the schoolgirl says, "Look, there's a parachute for both of us. David Beckham took my schoolbag."

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? celebrity answers:

    Homer Simpson 's Answer:
    There was free beer on the other side of the road.


    Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
    Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

    Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
    This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
    what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.

    Shakespeare 's Answer:
    To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

    Jack Nicholson's Answer:
    'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
    That's the (censored) reason.

    George Bush's Answer:
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.




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    Some good, some bad
    "Life gets better as you get older...unless you are a banana."

    "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer "

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    Not to your usual high standard........oh wait i'mn thinking of someone else :P

    Note really sure about but they're ok

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