ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS v 1.0 - It terminates and stays resident. It'll be back!
BIRTHDAY VIRUS - Keeps advancing your clock by another year.
CHILD VIRUS - It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.
DIET VIRUS - Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.
DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after one byte.
NIKE VIRUS - Just does it.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 1.0 - Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 2.0 - Rephrases the "Abort, Retry, Fail" prompt as "Choice, Retry, Success-Impaired".
WONDERBRA VIRUS - Results in overflow stack.