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    Virus Humour!

    ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

    AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

    ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS v 1.0 - It terminates and stays resident. It'll be back!

    BIRTHDAY VIRUS - Keeps advancing your clock by another year.

    CHILD VIRUS - It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.

    DIET VIRUS - Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.

    DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

    MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after one byte.

    NIKE VIRUS - Just does it.

    POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 1.0 - Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

    POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 2.0 - Rephrases the "Abort, Retry, Fail" prompt as "Choice, Retry, Success-Impaired".

    WONDERBRA VIRUS - Results in overflow stack.

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    Very Good! Adam and eve one is brill

    Everytime I see your name or sig Dangermouse, I get the theme tune to dangermouse in my head and have an almighty urge to sing 'Dangermouse' at the top of my voice just like the theme tune. But im in work at the mo!

    AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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    re: Virus Humour!

    Thats what i like to hear! sing it loud!

    dangermouse....da...da...da....da da!!!

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    v good Nat
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    re: Virus Humour!

    I try my best Hev!!!

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    and u succeed babes
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    Ah! i think for the first time in a long time ...... im blushing! ops:

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    what was dangermouse's little sidekick called?

    Do you have a 'sidekick' dangermouse?

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    Penfold ? Not sure about Nat's sidekick but the characters was penfold

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    OH YES! Penfold the little cheeky chappy! Nat, you need to find yourself a sidekick to be true to the dangermouse legacy

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