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    Chav goes into a job centre

    >A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter
    >and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
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    >The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
    >one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
    >nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black
    >Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the
    >meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their
    >overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
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    >The chav says "You're having me on!"
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    >The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"

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    lol

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    LOL

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    Stanceworks.com.... Low IS a Lifestyle

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    LMFAO thats gudan that

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