>A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter
>and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
>The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
>one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
>nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black
>Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the
>meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their
>overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
>The chav says "You're having me on!"
>The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"