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    two more jokes!

    THERE was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.

    ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked.

    The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied: ''Nope.''

    As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs.

    As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled: ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!'' The old man muttered: ''Ain't my dog.''

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    A GOLFER whose car broke down flagged down a passing bus and got aboard.

    He sat down on the bus with his pockets bulging with golf balls next to a little old lady. The little old lady kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

    Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: "It's golf balls." She quickly replied: "Does it hurt as bad as tennis elbow...?"

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    HAHAHa, that first joke is take of the classic film pink panther starring peter sellers, it has been said that the sketch is one of the best pieces of comedy film ever made, and I agree.

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    brilliant!!
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