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    one for the ladies!!!....sing out loud mind!!!

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died,
    But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
    grew
    strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

    But there you are,
    Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
    I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
    Just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.


    Go on now go,
    Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a
    prat
    to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we're only joking
    when we say size doesn't count.

    (Chorus)
    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,
    I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey


    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
    But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
    saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
    Go on now go,
    Just hit the track,
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
    Cos I'll always throw them back,
    The only thing that I could do with a ***** as small as yours, Is to
    stick
    it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.
    Go on now Go!
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    you have deffiantely been on some wierd drugs this week jamee!!












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    re: one for the ladies!!!....sing out loud mind!!!



    me, vicky,hev will have to sing that next time we are out!!

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    i'd like to see that DM lol
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    re: one for the ladies!!!....sing out loud mind!!!

    You will probably be able to hear it!

    nat

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    so will all the local cats probably!! lol
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    re: one for the ladies!!!....sing out loud mind!!!

    miaow!!

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    lol
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    re: one for the ladies!!!....sing out loud mind!!!



    hey get shev in there and we have a new girl group

    i'll be the one who dosnt sing - trust me thats best - lol
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