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    Joke 3

    A woman goes to Denmark to attend a 2 week company training session.

    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

    The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

    The husband laughs and says: "A Danish girl!!!"

    The woman kept quiet and left.

    Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey,
    how was the trip?"

    "Very good, thank you "

    "And, what happened to my present?"

    "Which present?"

    "What I asked for: the Danish girl?!"

    "Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!"
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