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    Joke!

    I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
    together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like
    to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
    I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I
    said,
    "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few
    inches
    wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute.

    "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

    So I hung up on the fat b1tch
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    So wrong, but so funny
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    nice one
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    PMSL good one m8

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    its nasty but any honest man would admit to doing the same put up in the situation
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    :shock:

    Well nasty


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    would have done the same mself
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    :shock: :shock:

    You guys are all horrible - she might be good at other things


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