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    joke

    A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the
    cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She
    asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a
    question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
    When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long
    as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
    everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
    or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
    about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must
    be a Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I
    am single and I'm Catholic too!"

    The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when
    they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
    must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
    The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a
    Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."


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    Great Vauxy - love it


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