Ive devised a simple plan, which i am going to patent. Every single conveyancing solicitor in this country (i'm not missing any of them out) should be taken out of work and should all join together in a large open space. When there all gathered together a couple of rented helicopters which would usually be used for putting out forest fires should fly over with there special cargo of unleaded. They should drop this unleaded all over the conveyancing solicitors until every one of them is soaked. Then I should light a match and throw it in.
hopefully this will eradicate this pointless breed of people.
I would struggle to find a more useless, ilinformed penny pinching bunch of *******s if i tried
Why cant we be as efficient as the germans? because were english, which is another word particularly in solicitors circles for 'shit'
My house is delayed for a week. They have a lot of our money sitting in the bank. By my calculations they should make over £300 for the 2 weeks it will have been there, and what will that do allow them to fill up there shitty cars or train more ****ups to follow conveyancing suit.
The mild rant has come to an end, I hope when this is over and i get off the phone, the solicitor needs councilling, why oh why didnt her parents use a condom.