A guy goes into a club with the intention of pulling for a little one night fun. Straight away he spies a nice blonde sat on her own at a table so he joins her and starts talking.
After an hour or two of chatting he and the woman leave the club to go for a 'drive' out of town.
Out in the sticks things start to hot up and the guy slips his hand into the blondes underwear, she grabs his hand and says,
"before you go any further, there’s something I should tell you, I’m a prostitute and if you want to go all the way you'll have to pay me £25"
Disgruntled but determined to get his end away the guy pays the £25 and has some of the best sex he's had in years.
When through playing around, the two get dressed and the guy sits behind the wheel, cranks his seat back a notch or two, puts his hands behind his head and begins relaxing back.
The woman looks at him in a confused manner and prompts him to take her back to town, the man simply replies,
"Before we go any further luv', There’s something I should have told you, I'm a taxi driver and it'll be £35 to get back to town"