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    dear penis

    > >
    > >I, the Penis, do hereby request a raise in salary for the following
    > >reasons:
    > >I do physical labor.
    > >I work at great depths.
    > >I plunge head first into everything I do.
    > >I do not get weekends or holidays off.
    > >I work in a damp environment.
    > >I do not get paid overtime.
    > >I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    > >I work in high temperatures, and my work exposes me to
    > contagious
    > >diseases.
    > >
    > >Dear Mr. Penis,
    > >
    > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
    > have
    > >raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
    > >reasons:
    > >You do not work 8 hours straight.
    > >You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
    > >You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    > >You do not always stay in your designated area and are often
    > seen
    > >visiting other locations.
    > >You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and
    > stimulated
    > in
    > >order to start working.
    > >You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    > You
    > >don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
    > wearing
    > the
    > >correct protective clothing.
    > >You are unable to work double shifts.
    > >You sometimes leave your designated work before you have
    > completed
    > the
    > >assigned task.
    > >And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
    > and
    > >exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
    > >
    > >Sincerely The Management


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    re: dear penis

    I sent ya that its funny
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    Quality

    i wish my p3nis had a job bloody dole scum
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    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    Quote Originally Posted by P14ULS
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    i wish my p3nis had a job bloody dole scum
    Thought of something else rather than what was behind the actual message - misread it and thought you suffered from la coq a la mold!!


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    wot you mean cheese nob

    it is thoroughly cleansed ever saturday before shuma shabbas
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    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    i thought you would say that so i sha'll counter with a smiley face



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