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    Found on MIG & couldnt stop laughing

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

    We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

    She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,

    "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
    "WHAT???!!!"

    I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
    "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

    Where it came from : http://www.migweb.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=131826
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    Re: Found on MIG & couldnt stop laughing

    Quality

    Makes a mental note to use "in a time of need"

    Quote Originally Posted by Skuzzle
    one wave short of a shipwreck
    The rock star drops in a Queen lyric too.
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    and a great tune that is too
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    that is so funny
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    That reminds me i was going to e-mail you Skuzzle.

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    That guy must be a member of....




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    Quality film P14ULS.

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    lol class

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    re: Found on MIG & couldnt stop laughing

    I liked that, quality

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