Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on holiday.
They were determined to make this a real holiday by wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. So as soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "Tourist" garb.
They were sitting on the beach, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "Drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking by. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed by them, she smiled and said; "Good Morning Father!", "Good Morning Father!" nodding and addressing each of them individually, then walking on.
The two Priest were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were clergy?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them.
Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine and scenery. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string thong, taking her sweet time, came walking up to them. Again she nodded at each of them, saying; "Good morning, father", "Good Morning Father!" and started to walk away.
One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said; "Just a minute young lady." "Yes Father?" The Father stated; " We are Priest and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela." she replied.