The Lord's Prayer for Beer Lovers
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed by thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager.