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    Scientist have discoverd that beer contains female hormones.To prove this
    they gave 3 men 12 pints,suddenlythey talked rubbish,gained weight &
    could`nt drive.



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    Ohhh dear
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    I think there is some truth in the beer thing, don't p1ss heads get man boobs after a lot too many

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    yeah if u drink to much you get man boobs, i dont know why but it stimulates breast tissue and causes it to grow for some reason, i think thats correct anyway

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