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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
    >begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son
    >of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a
    >woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
    >expert, can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The
    >woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son
    >of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is however, the best piece of ash I have
    >ever put my pecker in."


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