You are... Shrek - "Well I have to save my ass!" You walk tough and talk tough, but inside you're just a gooey ball of mush. Your friends are important to you (whether you admit it or not) and you'd do just about anything for them (but you wouldn't like it). Trust is important to you, and so is respet. Looks don't matter to you; it's the gooey ball of mush inside that really counts.